Friday, June 29, 2012

"How To Butcher A Human" and Other Blog Posts We'll Never Do

Blogger lets us see how many people come visit Hardly Housewives every day, the country they're visiting from (we're huge in Slovakia), and, if they found us via Google, what search keywords sent them our way.  The most popular searches are for "Anthropologie Registry" or "Gouda Mac N Cheese", though sometimes people searching for housewives doing much more risqué things than we do find our site as well. 

We usually check the traffic sources every once in a while and email each other if we see any odd search keywords.  It's usually people looking to make tasty food, do some crafting, or find some naughty housewives.  Pretty standard.

Except when it's not.  Jaisa sent me this screen capture from a few days ago:

WHAT?!  While I guess the internet has something for everyone, Hardly Housewives clearly does not.  Imagine their disappointment when finding our site and reading about Jaisa's latest quinoa dish or my aspirations to sew a quilt.  I'm actually curious to know which of our posts it sent them to, but alas, Blogger doesn't get that specific.

So, dear readers, if you're looking to chop somebody up, please look elsewhere.  Otherwise we'll be here cooking food, crafting up a storm, & sharing our travel adventures.  Stay hungry, stay homey, & please, oh please, stay out of harm's way.


  1. I've gotten some funny search keywords before, but "how to butcher a human" takes the cake. Wow. And not just one person, but three people were looking for that. Um, creepy. I'm glad that's not secretly something you guys were going to post about! I think quilting and mac n' cheese is much better.

  2. O.M.G. That is some weird searchin' LOL. So glad I haven't come across any tutorials on that here!

  3. That's crazy! Crazy scary! Oh my...

  4. oh my gosh that is so wrong and yet so funny!! btw how totally random/awesome that you're popular in slovakia!?

    have a good weekend!!

  5. Oh wow that are some crazy search results. I need to go check mine now. Have never really paid attention until now.


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